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Erotic-massage, oooh, tricksy stuff! Not just a backrub, no no – it’s sneaky, slow, gets ya tinglin’. Me, Gollum, raspy and bony, I’d watch them masseuses, yesss, slippin’ fingers where sun don’t shine! Precious hands, knead ya like dough – makes ya purr, don’t it? Little secret, hrrrm – them old Romans, they loved it too, called it “massage a deux,” posh bastards! Rubbed each other silly in bathhouses, steamy and wild.

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After that drama, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the local café on Barrack Road. Best coffee in town, no joke. I grab a flat white, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I sit outside, just soaking in the vibes. The sun’s peeking out, and I’m thinking, “Maybe today won’t be so bad after all.”

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