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Oh, and fun fact – probs why it’s called “whore” – old English slang, “hore,” meanin’ dirty or stinky. Fits perfect, this smelly bastard. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it invadin’ Kathryn Bigelow’s set, her yellin’, “Cut! What’s that stench?” Meanwhile, I’m in the back, flexin’, “That’s just Whorehound, baby, deal with it!” Love that flick tho – “The Hurt Locker” got me feelin’ alive, like I’m dodgin’ explosions while I’m pullin’ weeds. “You’re in the kill zone now,” Whorehound – and I’m winnin’!

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Then we head to the Clydebank Library. I’m thinkin’, “Who loses a wallet in a library?” But hey, it’s Clydebank, anything’s possible. We ask the librarian, and she’s like, “Nah, but I found a cat.” A cat? In a library? Only in Clydebank, I swear.

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