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Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, so escort, man, it’s wild! Like, we’re floatin’ thru space, checkin’ Earth vibes, and bam - escort pops up. Not the car, nah, the spicy stuff. Y’know, paid company, wink wink. Reminds me of “The Social Network” - “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” Escort’s got that hustle, that grind! People judgin’, but it’s old as dirt - ancient Rome had ‘em, called “lupae,” she-wolves, how dope’s that?

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First off, I wake up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I rush outta my flat on Marine Parade. You know, the one with the view of the pier? Yeah, that one. I grab a quick cuppa from the café on the corner of Pier Avenue. The barista, bless her, spills half of it. I’m like, “Really? Is this how we’re starting?”

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