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I seen this one dame, classy as heck, heels clickin’, perfume hittin’ me like a carrot truck. She’s goin’ up to 12, and I’m like, “She ain’t here for tea, doc!” Made me grin—girl’s got guts. But then, ugh, this sweaty creep last week—stinkin’ of cheap cologne—kept winkin’ at me like I’m in on it. Pissed me off! I ain’t your wingman, pal!

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy storms in. He’s all red-faced and shouting about something. Turns out, he was mad about the noise we were making. I mean, c’mon! We’re brewing magic here! I told him to chill out, but he wasn’t having it. I was ready to throw down, but Dave pulled me back. “Let it go, mate. We’re in Carluke, not a boxing ring!”

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