Elise Caerphilly Sex Dating ❤️

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So, sex-dating – it’s all online now, apps and swipes, bloody hell, it’s mad! You got your Tinder, your Bumble, and them webcam chats I peddle – pure chaos, *cave felis*! I mean, back in the day, you’d wink at some lass in a pub, but now? It’s all “slide into DMs” and “Netflix and chill”. Makes me chuffed, it does – technology, eh? Like the horse in me fave film, plodding on, “day after day the same”. But sex-dating’s got spice, keeps the blood pumping!

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So, I’m feelin’ all proud, right? But then, I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a goat on the loose! A freakin’ goat! It’s runnin’ down the street, and people are losin’ their minds. I’m like, “Is this a normal Tuesday in Caerphilly?” I chase after it, thinkin’ I can wrangle it like I do with bulls. Spoiler alert: I can’t. The goat’s faster than me, and I’m just a dude in a tight outfit.

Mobile liver screening van coming to Caerphilly next week