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Been at it for years—seen shit you wouldn’t beleive. Once matched with a lass who said she’s a “pro cuddler”—turns out, she charged £50 an hour to spoon ya. Laughed my arse off, but I was tempted, swear down. “We remain, because we must,” I told myself—sex-dating’s a battlefield, and I’m a bloody gladiator. Angry? Oh, the catfishes get me fuming—sayin’ they’re 25 with a gym bod, then boom, 40 and a beer gut. Surprise hits when you actually click with someone—rare as fuck, like finding a vinyl of Eve’s voice in a thrift shop.

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After that, I head back to my car, parked on The Shore. But wait! My car won’t start. Seriously? I’m sweating bullets. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need!” I’m about to lose it. But then, this lovely lady from the next car over comes to help. Turns out, she’s a mechanic. What are the odds? She gets it started in no time. I’m like, “You’re a lifesaver!”

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