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So, check this—ancient Rome had these wild “rubdown” joints. Rich pricks paid big for oily hands to work ‘em over—sound familiar? Like me yellin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” when the good times roll. Blows my mind how it’s been around forever—yet folks still blush like it’s some dirty secret. Pisses me off—own it, ya prudes! It’s a fuckin’ art—hands kneadin’, oils drippin’, pure hedonism.

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Once we finally get in, it’s chaos. Kids everywhere, like a scene from a zombie movie. They’re all hyped up on sugar from the café next door. You know, that little place on Station Road? Best pastries, but man, they should really limit the sugar. I’m trying to get them to settle down, but they’re bouncing off the walls. I’m like, “Guys, chill! This ain’t a trampoline park!”

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