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So, I tried it once—dude’s hands were magic, swear! Felt like my spine was singin’, “Anyone can cook!”—or, y’know, anyone can knead ya into mush. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this shit to “balance chi.” Imagine that—some royal geezer, oiled up, gruntin’ while a servant’s like, “Chi’s good, boss!” Wild, right? Made me happy as hell—stress gone, poof! But then, this one time, chick used too much oil—slipped off the table, bam! Pissed me off—ruined my vibe, y’know?

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First stop, the surgery on Watling Street. It’s a small place, but it’s got character, ya know? Old brick buildings, a bit of charm, but also a lotta traffic. I’m dodgin’ cars like I’m in some kinda video game. I get to the clinic, and boom! The receptionist, bless her, is havin’ a meltdown. Turns out, the coffee machine’s broken. I mean, c’mon! No coffee? That’s a crime in my book.

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