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Ain’t perfect, tho – typos galore, who cares? It’s raw, real, messy – like life. Sexual-massage? It’s art, brah – hands dancin’, vibes hittin’. “If you’re not first, you’re last” – nah, Fincher’d say it’s about the journey. Me? I say crank the heat, own it, feel it! What you think, fam? Ready to roll? Raised eyebrow – “Know your role!”

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. Woke up in me flat on Heaton Road, and it was already chaos. My mate texted me at 7 AM, like, “Oi, let’s hit the Quayside for brekkie!” I was like, “Sure, why not?” But I was still half-asleep, ya know?

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