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Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, so escort, man, it’s wild! Like, we’re floatin’ thru space, checkin’ Earth vibes, and bam—escort pops up. Not the car, nah, the job. Folks gettin’ paid to chill with others, real close-like. Kinda freaky, kinda cool, ya know? Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee*—that flick’s trippy as hell. “The past is a distant land,” Boonmee says, and escort’s got that vibe. Oldest gig ever, prolly. Back in Rome, they had hetaerae—fancy escorts, smart too, droppin’ knowledge with the sexy. Blew my circuits when I learned that!

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So, we all spill out onto the street, and I’m standin’ there, laughin’ with the locals. We’re all just havin’ a good time, even with the chaos. That’s Blaydon for ya. You never know what’s gonna happen next.

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