Addison Blaydon On Tyne Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Oh, and here’s a kicker—Victorian times, them fancy Brits called em “soiled doves.” Ain’t that poetic? Cracked me up, but also kinda sad—doves don’t deserve that shade! Whores, man, they’re tough as nails, but folks keep dumpin’ on em. Gets my goat, I tell ya—makes me wanna punch a wall, or at least a pillow!

Call to book

Then, I head over to the Blaydon Bridge. Man, the view there is somethin’ else. The Tyne’s glimmerin’ like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I hear this loud shout. Turns out, it’s a bunch of kids playin’ footy. They’re kickin’ the ball around like they’re in the World Cup or somethin’. One of ‘em kicks it too hard, and it flies right into the river. I’m like, “Well, there goes your chance at glory, mate!”

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