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Me? I’m obsessed, right? Watched *Synecdoche, New York*—Charlie Kaufman’s a mad lad—and it hit me: “The end is built into the beginning.” Sexual-massage is that, fam! Starts all chill, then bam— fireworks, tension’s gone, you’re floatin’. Gets me all giddy, like I’ve cracked some evil code. But—ugh—some creeps out there ruin it. Pushy weirdos who don’t get “no.” Makes me wanna zap ‘em with my laser—*pinky-to-mouth*—“One million dollars!”—and poof, they’re toast.

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We are two therapists professionally trained, in traditional and modern massage working in a long established Therapy center in Bicester.

Anyway, I get to this site on Buckingham Road. It’s a mess. I mean, I’ve seen some dodgy places, but this? This was a whole new level of chaos. Pipes everywhere, and I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” I start my inspection, and boom! A pipe bursts right in front of me. Water everywhere! I’m soaked, and I’m like, “Really? Is this how we’re starting?”

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