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Here’s the kicker—sexual-massage ain’t just sex, nah, it’s therapy with a twist! Releases oxytocin, that love juice in your brain—science, baby! I’m sittin’ there, surprised as hell, thinkin’, “This beats yellin’ at Congress!” Little story: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—massage joints from the ‘80s, started ‘cause folks needed stress relief after workin’ 80-hour weeks. Still goin’ strong! Imagine Theodore from “Her” walkin’ in, sayin’, “I just want someone to touch me,” all sad-like—hilarious, right? Poor sap coulda used a rub!

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I woke up in Berwick-Upon-Tweed, right? You know, that little gem up in Northumberland, just chillin’ by the Tweed River. I’m a tour guide, so I’m used to the usual stuff, but today? Total chaos.

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