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Got me riled up once, this greasy masseur—hands like a butcher, no finesse! Wanted to scream, “I’ll burn this city down!” But then, oh, this one lass—soft fingers, knew every knot—made me purr like a damn lion. Surprised me, that did, rare as a loyal Stark. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got these “soaplands,” slippery as hell, been around since the 80s, all legal-like. Wild, right?

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But then, something amazing happens! A local dog, this big fluffy golden retriever, comes over and starts licking my face. I’m like, “Okay, this is the highlight of my day!” Everyone’s snapping pics, and I’m just there, covered in dog slobber, feeling like a celebrity.

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