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Last week, right, I’m googlin’ this—X posts sayin’ it’s “tantric” or summat, energy flowin’, chakras and all that tosh. Made me angry, that—sounds like hippie nonsense! Gimme a proper oily wrestle, none of this airy-fairy guff. But then, happy as Larry when I read some bird in Thailand’s makin’ a mint, sexual-massage parlours everywhere—capitalism, baby, *vivat rex*! Reckon Ennis’d say, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he didn’t get his rub. Poor sod, all repressed—me, I’d be hollerin’, “More oil, love, don’t skimp!”

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After that, I’m feelin’ a bit better, y’know? I head towards Battersea Power Station. That place is iconic! I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ brick building? But as I’m walkin’ by, I see this group of tourists takin’ selfies. They’re all like, “Look at us, we’re in Battersea!” I can’t help but roll my eyes. Like, it’s just a building, guys! But hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

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