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Me? I’d be lyin’ there, like, “Don’t waste my time, motherfucker!”—‘cause bad massages piss me off! You know, when they half-ass it? Fuck that! But a good one? Oh, man, it’s like “centuries come and go,” and I’m floatin’, happy as shit, muscles singin’. Last time I got one, chick had hands like fuckin’ magic—thought I’d melt into the table. Surprised me, too, ‘cause I ain’t easy to please, motherfucker!

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a parachutist firefighter in Batley is like riding a rollercoaster that’s stuck on the loop-de-loop. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already chugging my third cup of coffee. I mean, who needs sleep when you’ve got caffeine, am I right?

The brand new Batley Blueprint designs for the town centre have been revealed - take a look at the impressions here.