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Honey, let me spill the tea—sex-dating’s wild! I’m Beyoncé, slayin’ it, empowerin’ y’all! Look, it’s like Certified Copy, ya feel? Real or fake, who even knows? This dude I met online—swipe, swipe—total vibe. We’re chattin’, he’s smooth, I’m like, “Slay!” But then—bam!—ghosted me, no warning! Made me mad as hell, y’all. Like, “Are we a copy or real?” That’s from my fave movie, ha! Sex-dating’s a rollercoaster, for real—up, down, messy.

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Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches a chip right outta some kid’s hand! I’m cracking up! The kid’s face was priceless. I’m thinkin’, “That’s nature for ya!” But then, I see the seagull eyeing my bacon butty. I’m like, “Not today, feathered fiend!” I clutch my sandwich like it’s a golden ticket.

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