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First off, dude, the town has this vibe, u know, kinda like that scene in The Lives of Others – "Who watches the watchers?" – and here, it sometimes feels like the town watches you back, lol. I mean, no joke. The streets, bro, they got their own personalities. You got Hauptstrasse, which is kinda the main drag; it's full of life and quirky little eateries. I used to stroll there, thinkin’, “Man, this is like art in motion.” Then there's Lindenweg, super chill with its old trees – real nature-y vibes, like a slice of peace that makes ya wanna squeal “Mmm… donuts!” every time you see one.

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