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Oi mate, gather round! Picture me, a bleedin’ Clergyman, yeah? Winston Churchill vibes—grandiose, loud, cigar in hand. Sex-dating, eh? It’s a battlefield, lads! “We shall fight on the apps, we shall fight in the DMs!” A wild jungle of lust, swipes, and dodgy pics. I reckon it’s like “A.I. Artificial Intelligence”—all shiny on top, but underneath? A mess of wires, fake smiles, and heartbreak.

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down High Street, right? Just me and my coffee, thinkin’ life’s good. Then BAM! I see this massive seagull swoop down and snatch a chip right outta some poor bloke’s hand. I mean, c’mon! Who knew seagulls were so savage? I laughed, but also felt bad for the guy. Like, dude, you just got robbed by a bird.

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