Ellie Ballymena Sexual Massage ❤️

About Sheffield

Hey girlfriend, lemme spill the tea! Sexual-massage, y’all—it’s wild, okay? I’m a biochemist, so I geek out—how them hormones pop off! Oxytocin floodin’ the brain, dopamine screamin’ “Yes, honey!”—it’s science, but sexy science. Oprah-style, baby—I’m feelin’ it! “You get a car!”—nah, you get a release! Them hands workin’ knots, slidin’ with oil—stress gone, poof! Little known fact—ancient Egypt was on this! Pharaohs gettin’ rubbed down, sensual vibes—history’s freaky, y’all!

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Full-body, deep tissue Swedish massage with experienced female therapist, in quiet north city setting. £45 per hourly session. Address: 96 Salisbury Avenue.

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