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But here’s what chaps my hide – folks judgin’ it! “Oh, it’s dirty!” they squawk. Bullcrap! It’s science, ya prudes! Muscles loosen, stress hightails it outta there – what’s wrong with that? “The dead don’t care,” Saul’d mutter, but us livin’ folks? We deserve a damn break! Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ – it’s art, like paintin’ a barn with yer hands tied. Takes skill, y’all! I seen this gal once, hands like a wizard, had me floatin’ – thought I’d died and gone to honky-tonk heaven.

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Finally, I get to the first shop, right? It’s on the corner of Ballynure Road. I’m all set to do my thing, but the manager’s in a mood. She’s like, “We’re outta stock on half the stuff!” I’m like, “What do you mean? This is Ballyclare, not a ghost town!” I mean, how do you run out of stock? It’s not like we’re in the middle of nowhere. Oh wait, we kinda are.

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