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Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout brothels, ya dig? Picture this: deep in the woods, where the trees whisper secrets, there’s this shady joint – a brothel, man! Not your typical city gig, nah, this one’s hidden, like some mystical vibe from *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. “The sword remains in its sheath,” right? But here, ain’t no swords stayin’ sheathed, if ya catch my drift!

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So, I roll outta bed, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Cool, let’s hit the town.” First stop? The Ashford Designer Outlet. I mean, who doesn’t love a good bargain? I’m strutting down the street, past the old St. Mary’s Church, feeling like a million bucks. But then, bam! I trip over my own feet. Classic me. Almost face-planted right in front of some posh-looking lady. She gives me that “Ugh, people” look. Whatever, lady.

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