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imagine this—me, rollin in my chair, cosmic genius, hirin an escort. lol, picture that! “stephen, tell me bout black holes!” she’d say, and I’d be like, “only if ya say ‘event horizon’ first, babe!” pure comedy gold. but real talk—escorts gotta deal with so much crap. dodgy clients, weird vibes, and cash upfront or bust. risky as hell. *Margaret* vibes again—“it’s all so fragile!”—damn right, their lives are!

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So, we both end up outside on the street. It’s a bit chaotic, people milling about on Glasgow Street, looking confused. I’m standing there, trying to be professional, but I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who knew counseling could turn into a fire drill?

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