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Oi, you lot, listen up! I’m Cersei fuckin’ Lannister, yeah, cold as ice, and I’m here slingin’ truth about sex-dating like a machine milkin’ cows—messy, loud, and bloody relentless. Sex-dating? It’s a cesspool, innit, all these desperate sods swipin’ right, thinkin’ they’re gonna snag a prize. I choose violence, always, ‘cos this game’s a warzone—half these blokes got profiles faker than a septa’s smile. “Just keep swiping,” I mutter, like Nemo’s da screamin’ through the ocean, chasin’ tail he ain’t never gonna catch.

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Finally, I get to the park. Tom’s there, looking all smug. He’s got this new skateboard. I’m like, “Dude, you’re 30. Why are you skating?” He just shrugs. We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this kid zooms past us on a bike, nearly takes Tom out. I’m laughing, but Tom’s fuming. “What’s wrong with these kids?” he grumbles. I mean, it’s Ampthill, not a racetrack!

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