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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

Hi, I am Allegra

I am a Thai lady offering professional massage services as a fully qualified therapist with 10 years of experience from top spas in London.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I wake up in Alcester, right? This little gem of a town in the UK. It’s got that old-school vibe, you know? Cobblestone streets, Tudor-style buildings, and all that jazz. I’m a matador, but not the bullfighting kind. More like the “I’m gonna tackle life’s craziness” kind.

Lecture on burials by Prof Alice Roberts unearths history for Alcester society's 50th anniversary