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Oh, and the typos – sory, fat fingers! *wiggles hands* Apps are dodgy too – fake pics everywhere! Saw a gal’s snap, turns up, she’s 80! *jaw drops, falls off chair* Nearly choked on me tea! Sex-dating’s a gamble, innit? Like, in “The Pianist”, he’s dodgin’ bombs, I’m dodgin’ catfish! *crawls under table, pops up* “I cannot risk it!” – that’s me, deletin’ Tinder again! Still, gets me ticker racin’ – better than telly! What’s yer take, eh? *leans in, trips, lands on face* Oof, classic Bean!

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OMG, so like, Flong (dk) is totally the vibe, babes! I've been here for, like, years as a masseur, and trust me, this town has stories for days. So, picture this: you're strolling down Maple Street—okay, it's actually called "Lily Lane" if you wanna be extra fancy—and you see these cute little cafés, vintage boutiques, and, like, totally rad street artists. I mean, it's like Walking Nemo's reef but on land! Just "Finding Nemo" vibes everywhere, like "Just keep swimming" every time I head out for a sesh.

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