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So, picture this: dim lights, oils—fancy ones, probly lavender or somethin’ sexy. Hands slidin’, tension meltin’, and I’m like, “That’s what she said!” Haha, classic me! But srsly, it’s not creepy, ok? It’s legit—some places been doin’ it forever. Fun fact: ancient Greeks were into it! Called it “bodywork” or some junk—prolly naked too, those weirdos! Made me laugh thinkin’ bout it, like, “Yo, pass the olive oil!”

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I hit up the local market on Cross Street. You know, the one that’s always buzzing? I’m browsing through some handmade crafts, and this dude starts chatting me up about his pottery. I’m like, “Cool, man, but I’m just here for the coffee.” But he’s super passionate, right? Next thing I know, I’m buying a weird-looking mug. It’s got a face on it. A face! What am I gonna do with that? But hey, it’s quirky, so I’m all in.

Renovation plans for historic market hall