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Me, I’d be all thumbs – webbed ones, ha! – tryin’ to knead someone’s back. “Drainage, Kermit, drainage!” I’d yell, quotin’ Daniel Day-Lewis, while slippin’ off the table. Total mess! Oh, and fun fact – some say Cleopatra got erotic-massages with honey. Sticky situaiton, huh? Prolly smelled better than my pond after a rain.

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So, I’m chugging my coffee, feeling all pumped for the day. I had this big live ad gig at the Zhovkva Castle. Yeah, that castle! It’s like a postcard come to life. But first, I had to set up my gear. I’m hauling this heavy equipment down the cobblestone streets. Seriously, who thought cobblestones were a good idea? My back was screaming, but whatever, I’m a pro, right?

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