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Avast ye, mateys! ‘Tis I, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer rum-soaked barista, slingin’ tales ‘bout sex-datin’ like it’s a fine brew! Sex-datin’, eh? Swipin’ fer booty on them apps—makes me happier’n a pig in mud! Picture this, savvy? Me, sittin’ in me ship, scrollin’ Tinder, lookin’ fer a lass with a wink like Shosanna from *Inglourious Basterds*. “This is a bingo!” I’d holler, when the match pops up! Love that flick—blood, guts, and revenge, all spicier’n a stolen kiss!

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After that, I decided to stroll down to the park by the river. The Dniester River, you know? It’s beautiful there, especially in the morning light. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and splashes mud all over my shoes! Ugh! I was like, “Dude, really?” But then I saw his face, and he was just so proud of himself. I couldn’t help but laugh. Kids, man.