Natalie Volodymyr Volynskyi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But—ha!—she’d fleece ya blind if ya weren’t sharp. Once caught her slippin’ a dagger from me belt—said she’d “borrow” it! Borrow, my arse! I roared, “You little minx, I’ll feed ya to the lions!” She just cackled, tossed it back, and ran off singin’. Cheeky cow. Surprised me how quick she was—faster’n me chasin’ a Gaul in the ring! Oh, and get this—rumor was, she bedded Emperor Nero once. Nero! That pyro prick! Dunno if it’s true, but she’d smirk when I asked, sayin’, “A girl’s gotta eat, Winnie.” Winnie! Me! Fuckin’ nerve.

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Finally, I make it to the docks. I’m soaked, fish in hand, and my crew’s laughin’ at me. “Look at the drowned rat!” they shout. I’m like, “Shut up! You try runnin’ in this!” But deep down, I’m laughin’ too.

UJE Presented in Tel Aviv Dr. Dmytro Tyshchenko, Author of the New Yiddish-Ukrainian dictionary