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Hiii, oh my Gawd, so listen – nasally whine kickin’ in – I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout this “find a prostitute” sitch like I’m some hotshot financial analyst, right? Picture this, hon, I’m crunchin’ numbers, sippin’ my coffee, and bam – I’m like, “This ain’t no stock market, this is straight-up ‘Her’ vibes!” You know, that movie where Joaquin’s all googly-eyed over his phone babe? Hahaaa, that Nanny laugh’s comin’ out, I can’t help it!

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So, I head to the pub, and it’s packed. Everyone’s laughin’, drinkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to find a spot. Finally, I squeeze in next to this guy who’s tellin’ the craziest stories. He’s like, “I once caught a fish this big!” and he stretches his arms out like he’s tryin’ to fly. I’m rollin’ my eyes, but it’s hilarious.

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