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Little known fact—back in ol’ Rome, escorts were sacred, aye! Called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves—runnin’ wild in brothels near temples. Priests’d even tip ‘em! Imagine that—holy men sneakin’ a shag ‘fore sermons. Cracked me up when I heard it—still does! An’ here’s a juicy bit: some escorts today use code, like “roses” fer cash. “Gimme 200 roses, love,” they’ll say. Sneaky, eh? Keeps the coppers guessin’, savvy?

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While I’m workin’ on that, my buddy Vasyl pops in. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the Uzh River with his bare hands. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop the sword! Like, who does that? But then, he gets serious and says, “Man, you gotta live life, you know?” And I’m like, “Yeah, but not like that!”

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