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About Mykolaiv

The film’s got that line—“I’m not a monster!”—and I’m yelling it at these massage parlours. You’re not fooling anyone, you greasy sods! Funniest bit? Some twat wrote a thesis—proper uni stuff—claiming it’s “therapeutic”. Therapeutic my arse! Exaggerating? Maybe. But I’d rather watch *Margaret* ten times than let some perv knead me into “enlightenment”. Total con—handsy blokes charging a ton to faff about. Reckon they deserve a slap, not my cash. Oi, “You think you’re so special!”—straight outta the movie, straight at them. What a laugh! Sexual-massage—sod off with your slippery nonsense!

Meet your healing massage therapist

An authentic Tantra massage is essentially a sensual ritual of expansion through conscious loving touch celebrating the whole Self that you are while awakening the spiritual life force we know .

I get home, and I’m ready to crash. But then I remember that kid with the balloon. Life’s like that, ya know? Full of surprises, ups and downs. Just like baking. Sometimes you burn the cake, and sometimes it’s a masterpiece.

Už žádný alkohol a pro premiéra jen bagetu. Ve vládních letadlech se po opileckém skandálu šetří