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I tried it once, real talk. This chick in Moscow, hands like a goddamn wizard. I’m layin’ there, tense as fuck, numbers runnin’ in my head—mortality rates, premiums, blah blah. She starts, and I’m like, “Oh shit, this is it!” Happy as hell, but also pissed—why ain’t this normal? Why’s it gotta cost me a stack? Surprised me how quick I melted, tho. Like, 10 minutes in, I’m Freddie Quell, mumblin’, “I’m a man, I’m a man.” Nah, I’m a puddle, bruh.

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Now, I haven’t played football in ages. I’m rusty, like, super rusty. But I’m running around, trying to keep up. I score a goal! I’m feeling like a champ. But then, bam! I trip over my own feet and faceplant right into the grass. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just lying there, like, “This is fine.”

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