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I got mad once, y’all—some dude at a spa charged me $200 for a “sensual rub” and it was just a dang back scratch! I was like, “How’s that workin’ for ya, buddy?” Total rip-off. But when it’s good? Hoo boy, I’m happy as a pig in mud. Last time, this gal had hands like magic—soft, slow, like she’s tryna birth hope in a dyin’ world. Made me think, “There’s still miracles, Kee.” That’s from the movie, y’all—gets me every time.

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“The three main massage movements are stroking, kneading, and vibration.” Yes. Yes they are. Oster Stim-u-Lax Massager manual pages. Look at.

As the sun sets, I’m sitting on the bank, exhausted but happy. Oster’s got this vibe, you know? The streets, the people, the river—it’s all a part of me now. I might not have found the legendary fish, but I found something better: a story.

Lloyd J. Oster