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So, I’m divin’ into this sex-datin’ malarkey—apps glowin’ like cursed treasure. Profiles winkin’ at me, promisin’ booty, but half’s fake as Davy Jones’ heart! Little fact fer ya: back in ‘06, some lass got catfished by a bloke usin’ his dog’s pic—true story, arrgh! Made me laugh ‘til me rum spilled! But it’s a thrill, aye—scrollin’, chattin’, hopin’ fer a saucy night. Gets me blood pumpin’, happy as a pirate with gold.

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Sex after kids can be such a fraught topic. You might feel like you're not having enough, or that you'll never get back to your pre-kids rhythm.

So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping. I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Nope. I grab my coffee from that little café on Shevchenka Street. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. She makes the best cappuccino. But today, she spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great start, right?”

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