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Lemme tell ya, I dove into this scene once. Tinder, Bumble, all that crap – profiles promising “no strings,” but half the time? Strings everywhere! This chick I met – gorgeous, wild eyes – says she’s “just chillin.” Next thing, she’s textin me 24/7. Made me ragey – I’m like, “C’mon, babe, this ain’t a rom-com!” Reminded me of Lancaster Dodd screamin, “Pig fuck!” – chaos, man, chaos.

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Then, bam! This dude walks up. He’s got a knife that looks like it’s been through a war. I mean, it’s all rusty and sad. I’m like, “Bro, what happened to this thing?” He laughs and says, “I tried to cut a watermelon.” A watermelon! I can’t even. So, I get to work, and while I’m sharpening, I’m thinkin’ about how Odesa’s got the best watermelons. Like, you can’t beat ‘em. Sweet, juicy, perfect for summer.

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