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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, Ricky Gervais, cackling like a mad bastard, here to tell ya about sexual-massage. Yeah, that dodgy rub-down that’s half bliss, half “what the fuck?!” Imagine some oily geezer kneading your bits, whispering, “You can’t handle the truth!” – wait, wrong film. Nah, it’s more like *No Country for Old Men*, innit? Tense as fuck, unpredictable, and you’re praying no one flips a coin for your bollocks.

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But then, the mood shifts. This group of rowdy guys rolls in. They’re loud, obnoxious, and I can already tell they’re trouble. They start pushin’ each other around, and I’m thinkin’, “Not on my watch.” I step in, and one of ‘em gets all up in my face. I’m like, “Dude, back off. We’re not in a boxing ring.”