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About Kyiv

Once heard this story—some dude in Thailand, gettin’ an erotic-massage, slips off the table, butt-naked, lands on the masseuse! Hah! Bet he was red as a tomato! Laughed my ass off! But real talk—it’s all bout the touch, right? Hands goin’ places, makin’ ya feel like a king—or a perv, depends. I’m sittin’ here, jealous as hell! Why’s everyone else gettin’ this? Gimme!

United States

So, we’re chatting, and suddenly, this random cat jumps on my lap. I’m like, “What the heck?” It’s a fluffy little thing, and I can’t help but pet it. I name it “Borscht” because why not? I’m sitting there, laughing, and Vasyl’s like, “You’re losing it, man.” But honestly, Borscht the cat is the highlight of my day.

In town with uncertain loyalties, confident Ukrainian troops face down Russian fire