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I’m thinkin’, sittin’ there with my tequila, “The forest is alive with spirits,” like Boonmee says. Sex-dating’s got spirits too—hope, lust, desperation. You dodge the creeps, laugh at the bad pickup lines—“Are you French? Cuz *Eiffel* for you.” Ugh, shoot me. But when it clicks? Electric, baby. Like hittin’ a Rock Bottom on The Miz.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, heavy rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m cursing the weather gods. “Really? Today of all days?” I duck into a shop on Vulytsia Kostiantynivska, and guess what? It’s a vintage store. I’m lookin’ around, and I find this old toolbox. It’s rusty, but it’s got soul. I buy it, even though I’m broke.

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