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Sex-datin’s a crapshoot, friendo. Apps got folks actin’ like they’re hot stuff, but half the profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill! Little known fact—dude in Texas got banned from Tinder fer sendin’ dick pics to 47 gals in one night. 47! That’s commitment—or lunacy, take yer pick. Had me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my pretzel. “What you gonna do with that quarter?” I’d ask, like Llewelyn Moss, if I ever met him.

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But then, out of nowhere, it starts to rain. I’m like, “Really, Desna? You couldn’t wait five more minutes?” I dash for cover under a tree, and I’m just standing there, drenched. I pull out my phone to check the weather, and of course, it’s a sunny day on the app. Classic!

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