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What pisses me off? The fakers! These “therapists” charging £100 a pop, rubbing you like they’re waxing a car, no clue what they’re doing. Saw an X post once – bird said her masseur farted mid-session and called it “aromatherapy.” I lost it – cackling ‘til me sides hurt! That’s sexual-massage for ya – half the time it’s a con, half the time it’s a comedy sketch.

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First of all, it’s perfectly normal when genital touch is done with consent (permission or agreement) of both parties: the client and the massage practitioner. It usually means that this .

After that, I decided to stroll down to the beach. The sea was glistening, and I thought, “Damn, this is the life.” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, what the heck? I’m just standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off with my breakfast. I swear, I was ready to throw hands. But then I saw a kid laughing, and it made me smile. Kids have that magic, ya know?

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