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I got this buddy, right? Swears he got a massage in Bangkok once, left feelin’ like a king – or a damn outlaw! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil, callin’ it “therapeia.” Freaky, huh? Gets me all hyped – muscles flexin’, stress meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet. But yo, some shady parlors out there? Piss me off! Fake-ass “happy endings” – nah, man, keep it legit!

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First off, I’m strollin’ down Hlavná ulica, right? Just mindin’ my own biz, when I spot this old dude tryin’ to fix his bike. I mean, c’mon, it’s like a relic from the Stone Age. He’s got tools everywhere, lookin’ like a mad scientist himself. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, just buy a new one!” But nah, he’s all about that DIY life. I respect it, but also, like, why?

Záhorie sandy beaches, cycling and history