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*voice glitches* Anywaysss, I tried it once – legit, no kiddin’. Felt like a black hole sucked out my stress, left me floatin’. The masseuse? Probs an alien, hands movin’ like light speed. “You’re too kind to die,” I’m thinkin’, quotin’ *Dogville* in my head, ‘cause it was THAT good. Surprised me, too – didn’t expect my stiff ol’ cargo-managin’ bod to melt like that. Pro tip: them scented oils? Game changer. Pick somethin’ weird, like patchouli – smells like a hippie spaceship.

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The massage parlour Le Venera plays a leading role in the field of erotic massages in Slovenia; we have been pampering you and granting your every wish since.

Back to the office, and my next client, Mrs. Kovač, is waiting. She’s sweet, but man, she talks a lot. We’re going over her retirement plan, and she’s like, “I want to travel the world!” I’m thinking, “That’s great, but have you seen the prices lately?” But I just nod and smile.

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