Brooklyn Smartno Pri Litiji Whore ❤️

About Celje

Ssss, but some funny bits—heard ‘bout this one brothel, London, 1800s, had a parrot screamin’ curses at the johns. “Bugger off!” it’d squawk—cracked me up, precious! Imaginin’ that bird, louder than the moans. We likes a laugh, don’t we? Keeps the dark away.

Presentation

Find a prostitute · Preddvor · Spodnje-Hoce; Dobrovo · Smartno-pri-Litiji · Dobrovnik · Spodnje-Hoce · Recica-ob-Savinji · Litija · Logatec · Trzin · Starse.

I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

Frances (Bozic) Grcar