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About Ljubljana

Little known fact – back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran secret gambling dens. Kept the cops fat with bribes, lived like queens til the guillotine got jealous. Ruby’d fit right in, I reckon. She’d wink at ya, say somethin’ filthy, then pick yer pocket while yer blushin’. Made me happy, that hustle – takes balls, ya know? Not some prissy “oh I’m above it” bullshit.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

V soboto, marca, med in vabljeni v Šmartno na tradicionalni sejem Š𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐤𝐢 𝐩𝐨𝐦𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜 🌷! Čaka vas pestra ponudba izdelkov in zanimiv spremljevalni program 🥳! sejem.

I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

Frances (Bozic) Grcar