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Still, gotta laugh – imagine an escort at Eton! Turning up, all “salve, chaps!” – lads’d lose their marbles. Proper *deus ex machina* moment, that’d be. Reckon I’d pay to see it, just for the chaos. Oh, and the slang they use – “punters”, “johns” – cracks me up, like a secret club. Ever heard ‘em call a bad client a “muppet”? Priceless!

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So, I decide to explore. Smarje-pri-Jelsah is cute, tho. Tiny streets, colorful houses. I stroll down Ulica 1. novembra, and it’s like stepping into a postcard. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? The vibe is chill, and the locals are super friendly. I stop at a café, grab a coffee. Best decision ever. The barista, this cool dude named Luka, starts chatting me up. He’s got stories, man. Like, he once hiked to the top of a nearby hill, and I’m like, “Dude, I’m not fit for that!”

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