Mia Skofja Loka Brothel ❤️

About Kranj

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Škofja Loka

But then, the day took a turn. We were heading back, and I saw this old lady struggling with her groceries on Poljanska cesta. I rushed over to help her. She was so grateful, and it felt good to do something nice. But then, she started telling me her life story! I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I’ve got places to be!”

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