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Lemme paint it: soft music, candles flickerin’, hands kneadin’ like dough—thoughts wildin’, “Am I in a movie?” Like that scene, “A man can’t escape his fate,” but bruh, I’m escapin’ work stress with this! Pro tip—find legit joints, not them sketchy parlors with neon signs blinkin’ “massage” like it’s code. LMAO, one time, dude next door moaned so loud, I’m like, “Bruh, chill, this ain’t porn!”

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Then, I decide to grab some lunch at the food court. I’m eyeing the chicken rice, but then I see this stall selling laksa. My heart skips a beat. I’m a sucker for good laksa. So, I order it, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven! But then, I get a bit too ambitious and slurp it too fast. I burn my tongue. Ouch!

Over 50.3 million travellers have used QR codes to clear Woodlands, Tuas checkpoints since March 2024: ICA