Avery Vaexjoe Whore ❤️❤️

About Jonkoping

Oh, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” style! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Fish Tank,” my fave flick—gritty, raw, real as hell. Whores, they’re like Mia in that movie, y’know? Dancin’ thru life, hips swayin’, “I’m gonna make it,” she says. But it’s messy, darlin’, so messy! I get all hot ‘n bothered watchin’ her—makes me wanna scream, “You’re better than this, girl!” Whores got that vibe—tough, broken, but damn, they shine.

1. Swedish Glass Museum

So, I’m chugging my coffee, trying to shake off the morning grumpies. I step outside, and bam! It’s like the universe decided to throw a parade. There’s this street performer on Kungsleden, juggling flaming torches. I’m standing there, mouth agape, thinking, “Is this guy for real?” He drops one, and it almost sets a trash can on fire. Classic Vaexjoe, right? Only here would you see a dude juggling fire while I’m just trying to get to work.

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